Crazier things have happened…I think. I mean Vegas…boy oh boy Vegas… Have you been there yet?
Well you ought to go. During my first REAL trip (not the one where I was stuck at the airport all night), things went crazy…really crazy. Gambling…strippers…shots…all nighters…pool parties with DJ’s and dancing while drinking beers at $20 a pop…it all happens. Perhaps it’s not the most budget friendly of places, but it’s a shit ton of fun. And I do realize that I’m about to outline that code of
“What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas”
but sometimes you just have to tell people. And if you want to go there, “technically” I’m not telling you what actually happened to me during my trip in Vegas, I’m merely giving you a “guide” to show you what you should do during your next visit…
So all logistics aside, here is a list of the top things you should do when in Vegas!
Visit Caesar’s Palace
Get a room at the Cosmopolitan & not sleep in the bed from staying up all night
Go to the World’s Largest Strip Club
Motorboat a Stripper
Get a lap dance from a Stripper
Have a philosophical talk with a stripper
Get your “happy ending” with a stripper
Attend a Rave or two
Attend a clothing optional pool party
Meet some crazy awesome chicks
Dance with the crazy awesome chicks
Make out with Lesbians
Grind on a hot Grandma while shwasted…
Feel up the hot Grandma…
Turn down a prostitute
Turn down 2 prostitutes at the same time
Attend a corny tour at the Hoover Dam & laugh every time they say shaft…
Have 1 cocktail, on the hour, every hour for 24 hours & maintain yourself 😉
Hang out on the rooftop of the Hard Rock Casino
Go down the water slide at the Hard Rock Casino with a giant drink in hand
Tell a girl she lost her top while going down the water slide at the Hard Rock Casino
Ride at least one of the four thrill rides at the Stratosphere
Gamble and learn how to win Big!!
Visit the Monte Carlo Hotel & Casino
Check out the mini Eiffel Tower
Have a drink at the Luxor Las Vegas Resort Hotel & Casino
Become submerged at Shark Reef in Mandalay Bay
Attend an All You Can Eat Buffet!!
Ride the Roller Coaster at New York
Enjoy the Fountains Show at the Bellagio
Hold all of your alcohol and never lose your cool!
Don’t EVER drink & drive!
Well that about does it…now remember I didn’t say I’ve “done” all of these things so technically I’m not breaking that code of “What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas”. I’m just merely giving you an outline of what you should do! 😉
Got any questions or would you like any recommendations? Be sure to leave me a comment at the end! Now go out and have fun kiddies!
My Question for You: What do you recommend to do while in Vegas?
Sounds like a good time!:)
Thanks Carla…it was hella good time!
Good lord that is a very long, crazy list.
Yeah I definitely got my times worth while I was there…going back soon for some more…that’s my kind of town! 😉 lol
I can’t wait to visit Vegas, baby! It seems like my kind of town.
Vegas was quite a treat! If I would give you any recommendations, it would be to bring LOADS of cash, take it easy with the strippers & practice staying up for at least 24-36 hours straight! lol 😉
I know this is an old post, but cannot wait to do some of these things to do in Las Vegas. Do you have any updated recommendations?
Not too many recommendations other that what’s listed here. I haven’t been since I wrote this article actually but if I were to give you any advice, it’s this: try to plan out your trip according to festivals, shows or concerts in town. The casinos are always popping but I like the outside mall the best as you can zipline over the top of everyone! 🙂